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[Mar. 12th, 2002|03:02 pm]
Nchanter
[emotional state |sillysilly]
[song on the wind |Toadies - Angel]

so my dad sends me stupid funny e-mails all the time. occasionally, he sends me something interesting, or actually funny....


Bumper Stickers for Women


SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
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[User Picture]From: doraphilia
2002-03-12 03:09 pm (UTC)
I hate to be a stick in the mud feminist, but actually think those are kind of sexist. They promote a lot of ridiculous and offensive stereotypes about women. Blech. Don't mess with me today, I'm on the warpath.
my being on the warpath has nothing to do with estrogen, or lack of men with money.

By the way, how are you? This is my first post on your livejournal.
Once you posted something that I really liked about how livejournal is so healthy and useful in a way a regular diary isn't... So, thank you for that, I really appreciated it. So yeah, it's been nice reading your journal. Cool.
Dor
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[User Picture]From: ithych
2002-03-12 06:52 pm (UTC)
you missed the best one:
WOMEN ARE GREAT LEADERS, YOU'RE FOLLOWING ONE
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