i went to the dell websigt to see why my harddrive did not arrive at pinkstucco yet.
The Status & Desciption For 024254522
Status:Awaiting Parts Return The replacement part (or parts) for this field service request has been sent and Dell is awaiting the return of the defective part (or parts).
1. You say you're from DC, but you actually live in VA or MD but are too embarrassed to say it
2. Snow means rain to you
3. Ice on the roads just means that you pay more attention to other cars, but still go 75 mph on the highways
4. You can tell when the roads change from DC to Maryland (they get better)
5. MD drivers say VA drivers are bad while VA drivers say MD drivers are bad
6. We get out of school for government closings
7. You know where the pentagon really is
8. There’s only one Costco and its near the Pentagon
9. You can see the national cathedral from almost anywhere
10. The air and space museum is NOT the best museum.......nor are any of the monuments
11. You actually know at what times the streets change directions and which they direction they change to
12. We don't have southern accents, IT'S NOT THE SOUTH!!!!!
13. You know at least 2 rowers
14. You know that Georgetown is NOT only a school
15. We are NOT all related to each other
16. You consider Northern VA to be in no way similar to southern VA
17. You know at least 3 other people from any of the 3 areas
18. You know which bridges to cross to get to Maryland or VA
19. The closest Wal-Mart is ____minutes away
20. Do we even have a Wal-Mart?
21. When you say you're going to the mall you don’t necessarily mean you're going shopping
22. The Old Post Office doesn't sell stamps
23. We aren't all Orioles, Wizards or Redskins fans
24. You can take the subway to another state
25. You can be in a boat on the Potomac and be in DC, VA, and MD
26. We call it targét, not target
27. You can live next door to a senator, an ex president/vice president or any political figure
28. You consider exploding man hole covers to be a yearly occurrence
29. You actually know what HFStival is
30. We know what direction to go on the beltway
31. Washington National is and will always be "WASHINGTON NATIONAL" not "Reagan National?
32. DC cops ARE real cops
33. You constantly hear stories about dead bodies that are found in our rivers? Oh and cows too
34. You actually know what’s in Dupont circle?need I say more
35. You've been a redskins fan at some point in your life but are too embarassed to admit it now
36. DC park police CAN and WILL come to your house to ticket you? Even if you don’t live in DC
37. When you have a party, most of the cops know about it and stop by
38. When a party is going on, at least 5 schools are represented and they aren’t all from the same state
39. A lot of your friends have parents that are some sort of lawyer
40. There’s at least 4 7-eleven’s on a road and each of them are at least a ?mile from each other
41. There’s at least 5 gas stations on each intersection
42. You can tell by people’s cars where they live and maybe even what neighborhood
43. You claim that there’s nothing to do on a weekend night even when you have a HUGE city to explore
44. You dress like you’re going to go to a club but you drive around Georgetown instead
45. You actually know that Captiol Hill really is a hill
46. You dont take metro stops names literally... Foggy Bottom ain't foggy
47. You have the metro map memorized.
48. You've given people directions to I-95 and 66... simultaneously
49. Everything is at least 10 minutes away and you still think it's too far away
50. You know what "Zag" is and you've been to one of their parties
51. One word: ABERCROMBIE
52. When you get a person's phone number, you get their house number along with their cell phone and/or pager and either put it in your own cell phone or in your palm pilot
53. You can name almost all the private schools in the area and name at least 2 people from each of them
54. You've been to the Cathedral numerous times but only one of the times has actually been a school field trip
55. You notice that there's been construction on the same stretch of highway for the past 5 years and you never see anyone working on it
56. You know dozens of Congressmen/Sentators/Diplomats/IMF and World Bank members, because you either live next door to them or you've partied with their kids
57. Once you are able to drive, you drive EVERYWHERE and never even think about the possibility of walking anywhere
enraged