I wonder after the sanity of Kris. Kris is amusing. If I was in a room alone with Kris I'd be confused as to how she had managed to magically transport me out of my office to her, and then I would thank her alot for doing so. I think Kris should magically teleport me out of work. Kris needs a spanking. I want to have a jet pack so that I could fly around like Boba Fett n shit, don't you think that would be cool, Kris?
I am awed by Kris. Kris is awesomtastic. If I were alone in a room with Kris, I would prance, because it's a fun word. I think Kris should visit CSW more often. Kris needs to take over the world. I want to (via actually saying hi on her LJ for once) surprise Kris.
I wuv my Kris(sy). Kris is spifftastical. If I were alone in a room with Kris, I would boop her nose, and then hug her. I think Kris should SMILE more often :). Kris needs lots of hugs and good friends. I want to hug Kris (see above).