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[Aug. 28th, 2003|04:38 pm]
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Kris's New Car Rules

1- you do not bring ANY sort of food into my car without permission first.

2- do not bring ANY sort of beverage into my car without permission firts. (except water. water doesn't attract fire ants)

3- If you spill anything you must clean it ALL the way up, and if you can't do that, you can pay for it to get professionally cleaned

4- you may NOT leave any sort of trash in my car. ever.

5- please, if you are smoking, make sure to ash, and throw your cigarette butts outside of the car, otherwise, Kris has NO problem making her car a non-smoking car, as she doesn't smoke anymore.

6- violation of any of these rules is punishable by denial of servive at any time, including mid-transit along major interstates, and especially, for comedic value, at IHOP.

7- these rules (and possibly others) shall be posted somewhere in my car starting in september.
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From: nazier
2003-08-28 01:49 pm (UTC)
7- these rules (and possibly others) shall be posted somewhere in my car starting in september

Umm why is everything starting in me?
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[User Picture]From: nchanter
2003-08-28 02:07 pm (UTC)
'cause your so cool?
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From: nazier
2003-08-29 06:11 am (UTC)
Oh I though it meant I was a slutty vixen or somesuch.
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[User Picture]From: joshwand
2003-08-28 06:36 pm (UTC)
hmm do these sound familiar from somewhere?
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[User Picture]From: destrado
2003-08-28 06:52 pm (UTC)
hey, did you get a new car? and if so what?
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[User Picture]From: nchanter
2003-08-29 01:16 pm (UTC)
no, i did not
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[User Picture]From: destrado
2003-08-29 02:49 pm (UTC)
oh its just cleaned and stuff, i got it



you ever going to give me that call back btw?
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[User Picture]From: lucky_otter
2003-08-29 08:55 am (UTC)
In other words, don't be an ass, and you won't get your ass booted.
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