I bought darxus a surprise. I'm not seeing him until tomorrow, which is when I guess I'm giveing it to him. This post is mostly to make him wonder in agony for a day. :-) It's really the best thing ever. Ok, it's the second-best thing ever, the purple leatherman he gave me last year was the best thing ever.
The lady in the store (politely) said I was a good girlfriend. (Which was kinda funny, I'll tell y'all why later)