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I think this is called writers block [Aug. 4th, 2006|10:59 pm]
[emotional state |nervousnervous]

Real life should be more like D&D. No, really. Instead of actually having to come up with a toast to give tomorrow, I could roll a d20 (i feel like this might be a diplomacy check. Hopefully it's not a bluff check.) do some arithmatic, and say something like "[character name] says something whitty, and makes the bride cry." Instead I'm going to attempt to say something whitty, fail, and probably trip over my toung in the process.

Also, is it in bad taste to threaten the groom in a toast at his wedding?

[User Picture]From: ert
2006-08-05 02:54 pm (UTC)
Totally traditional, imo

Snaps to that.

I could roll a d20 ...

Yeah, but you could fail the throw!

I think you should start your toast by relating this LJ post and then throwing a d20 at them.
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