• Mood: amused

*bounce bounce* KNIVES!! *bounce bounce*

nchanter If you keep on doing that you'll drive yourself insane
marphod That assumes facts not in evidence
nchanter You mean that you're sane?
marphod Yes. Dude, I gave you a bouquet of knives.
nchanter So?
marphod Dude, I gave you a bouquet of Knives

Dude, he gave me a bouquet of knives*. It's pretty.

*kitchen knives. And a sharpener thingy and a micro-plane. Wrapped in tissue paper to look like flowers. In a vase