Why is my phone going off... it doesn't feel like 9:30. Man, am I just hung over? No... doesn't feel like a hang over, just feels like two hours less of sleep
"This is an Important call for [full legal name] from NorthWest Airlines. Your [Perfect Time] flight has been cancled and you have been booked on a [makes Nchanter's life scary] flight instead. Have a nice Day."