"This is an Important call for [full legal name] from NorthWest Airlines. Your [Perfect Time] flight has been cancled and you have been booked on a [makes Nchanter's life scary] flight instead. Have a nice Day."
"FUCK"
The universe is on notice. I am entitled to this bit of my happyness. I will rain down my wrath, my entire wrath, if it does not let this happen.
"I like the way you use language" -
"What the fuck is THAT supposed to mean?" -